That Fucking Obama is Just Like Me!

That Fucking Obama is Just Like Me!

Jan 11

Remember me?  I created this site?  I got busy for a while.   Ok, I got busy for two years, but I came back and everything was just how I left it.  None of my articles threw parties or ransacked the place.  They were good little articles.   More importantly however, none of them needed any updating!  I was so fucking on the mark that everything I wrote about two years ago still rings true...

Jehovah’s Witness Attack: Round 2

Jehovah’s Witness Attack: Round 2

Feb 07

So apparently, those two Jehovah’s Witnesses I sent home crying last time they visited my house were too afraid to come back so they sent two women from their group over to my house to see if they could get a little more sympathy from me. I generally like to learn from example, so I figured I’d write a short article today about how to deal with these freaks, especially those of the...

I Think I Hate David Silverman

I Think I Hate David Silverman

Sep 06

I’ve recently heard a lot of hyped up talk about the American Atheist President David Silverman.  I was compelled to click on this video of David on The O’Reily Factor going head to head with Bill O Reilly.  Now granted, not much intelligence ever emanates from Bill O’ Reilly, so I’m generally not interested in hearing many of the debates that he sets up, but there have...

Shortest Jehovah’s Witness Conversation Ever

Shortest Jehovah’s Witness Conversation Ever

Jun 23

I know I haven’t made an update in a while. Here’s a quickie. If you’re ever wondering what the perfect thing to say to a Jehovah’s Witness to get them to leave might be, I think I may have stumbled upon something. I just had the shortest conversation ever with one that came to my door today. It went something like this: Jehovah’s Witness: “Do you ever...

Alanis is Aliterate

Alanis is Aliterate

Jun 08

I know I usually tackle larger issues like Religion, Politics, Health, Science, and so on. But sometimes it’s the little things that matter most. Like for instance; understanding of the English language. I think that’s pretty important, and a lot of you may take it for granted. Generally when you speak to somebody, you know what you’re trying to say, but between the choice...

Atheism is Not a Club

Atheism is Not a Club

Jun 01

I know I’ve been picking on Christianity and other religions a lot in my writings, but today I’m going to go after the other side. That’s right, I have qualms with some of you atheists too. Lately I’ve been reading a lot of articles titled something like “Atheism is the Most Rapid Growing Religious Belief System” or “Atheist Groups Growing Over the Last...

Boobs Are Evidence for Evolution

Boobs Are Evidence for Evolution

May 27

No, really. Hear me out. God answers a lot of questions about why we’re here, and he answers them ultimately, which is why I can understand why a lot of people like to buy into the creation thing. But good philosophers and scientists should never stop asking questions. When you get into the fine-tuned questions you get vague answers back from religion like “You just have to have...

Be Harold Camping for Halloween!

Be Harold Camping for Halloween!

May 26

The Stupidity: Today’s article will be a short one. I don’t feel like I have to go into too much detail to explain to you why Harold Camping is a complete idiot. But this isn’t really about that. It’s about doing what this page does best; mocking the stupid. For those of you who don’t know who Harold Camping is, I’m sure you’ve at least heard about the...

Who You Gonna Call?

Who You Gonna Call?

May 25

It had to happen. You knew I was eventually going to do an article on Ghost Hunting. I feel dirty even capitalizing that phrase because I feel like I’m giving it more credit than it deserves. Ok, here we go. The Stupidity: Ghost Hunting or “Paranormal Investigation” is another craze in this country that’s been sweeping the nation by storm especially with the advent of...

Discussion Day: #1

Discussion Day: #1

May 24

This site has been catching on pretty well. We’re up to over 700 “likes” on Facebook in just three weeks, and we’ve been starting to see some chatter on the articles and Facebook forums including a few people who don’t like what I have to say. I will occasionally entertain your arguments and rebuttals with a type of post I’m tentatively calling Discussion Day....